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God
Painter, Carpenter and Teacher

I love painting shit!

+01234 5678

god@myconversationwithgod.com

I am available for hire, depending on the season, and my color palette is expansive.

Experience

Big Bang until Present

Self-taught

Education

1,000,000 BC until Present

God University | Master's Degree in all things

Languages

English (native)

Spanish (fluent)

NEWS: I am currently in production filming a sequel to my first film "My Conversation with God Didn't Go So Well."

Questions to me...  (Click the "Ask Me A Question" button below):
*I can't answer them all, but you never know! 

August MacLassic:  "Why do we have to die?
GOD: Nope! Not gonna answer that one. The reward is finding out later.
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Alice Anderson: If we all have to look forward to is dying, then what's the point?
GOD: You missed the point!
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VANCOUVER, BC

Spending the summer here!

God Almighty

Painter & Woodworker

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